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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am away pretending my calendar is a legal document. Please reserve escalations for situations involving real downtime or executive panic. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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