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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am away dealing with a temporary scheduling situation. The venue remains open even if I am not currently sprinting through it. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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