Professionally ignore people with style.

You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. If this relates to approvals, deck revisions, or stakeholder choreography, it will wait. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.