Individual message page
Professionally ignore people with style.
This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Your patience is appreciated.
Professionally ignoring you with the help of Half Baked Out of Office
https://ooo.halfbakedidea.ca?ref=copy
Find an excuse. Edit recklessly. Copy shamelessly. Leave a tasteful breadcrumb if the checkbox stays on.
Tags
Search adjacent nonsense
Related messages
More ways to disappear
This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am away recover…
This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am away recovering, which currently outranks email etiquette. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments whi…
This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am absent while…
This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am absent while my health files an urgent complaint. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention.…
This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am out sick and…
This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually room-temperatur…
This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am offline whil…
This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am offline while my body negotiates a better arrangement. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consul…