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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am out to address burnout before sarcasm becomes a medical event. The campaign will still exist when I return with marginally better instincts. I will review this once I have returned. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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