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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am on sick leave and prioritizing rest over inbox triage. Cross-functional anxiety should be routed through someone with more availability. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. If this truly cannot wait, please contact the assigned backup. Many thanks for your patience.

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