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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual crises before being escalated. I plan to follow up when I am back online. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Many thanks for your patience.
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