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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am away reclaiming the last scraps of my executive function. Notes, comps, and big feelings can queue in an orderly little pile. I appreciate your patience while responses are delayed. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. Thank you for your consideration.
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