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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am away pretending my calendar is a legal document. Please allow the draft to age before demanding a miracle pass. I will return to this message after my absence ends. Time-sensitive issues should go to whoever still has the working file open. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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