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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. Any request involving a discount, rush fee waiver, or vague miracle should wait. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. Immediate needs should be summarized in one sane message. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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