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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am attending a conference and being professionally over-scheduled. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually room-temperature confusion. A reply will follow when normal operations resume. Urgent platform issues should be routed through the documented runbook. Your patience is appreciated.
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