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This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. Bookings, shifts, and customer theatrics will continue without my live commentary. I plan to follow up when I am back online. Urgent booking or service issues should go to the live operations team. Many thanks for your patience.
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