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This message confirms my absence and your continued access to patience. I am unavailable for a short stretch and have made peace with that. Please let the team on shift handle the immediate fires, literal or otherwise. I will review this when I return and my patience has restocked. For immediate assistance, speak with the shift supervisor. Thank you for understanding how calendars generally work.
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