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This message confirms my absence and your continued access to patience. I am taking vacation seriously enough to avoid real-time responses. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. For immediate help, use the team alias or on-call engineer. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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