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This message confirms my absence and your continued access to patience. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. Routine corporate theater is expected to continue in my absence. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. Immediate concerns can be routed to the department lead. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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