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This message confirms my absence and your continued access to patience. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. I will reply after I am back, despite the current enthusiasm for immediacy. For immediate assistance, speak with the shift supervisor. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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