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This message confirms my absence and your continued access to patience. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. For immediate assistance, speak with the shift supervisor. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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