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This message confirms my absence and your continued access to patience. I am away from the office for a general and none-of-your-business absence. Sprint plans will remain fictional without my immediate intervention. I will respond when I return, which is earlier than some expectations deserve. For immediate help, use the team alias or on-call engineer. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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