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This message confirms my absence and your continued access to patience. I am away for a routine absence and not monitoring email closely. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. I will get back to this once I return and the panic cools down. For immediate help, use the team alias or on-call engineer. Thank you for adjusting to this entirely foreseeable delay.
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