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This message confirms my absence and your continued access to patience. I am absent while my health files an urgent complaint. Please reserve escalations for situations involving real downtime or executive panic. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. For immediate help, use the team alias or on-call engineer. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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