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This message confirms a temporary shift into leave-driven availability optimization. Engineering escalation artifacts should leverage existing backup pathways until my response capacity is re-onboarded. This should be read as a structured commitment to not being here. Normal inbox functionality will be restored after the current absence initiative sunsets.
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