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This message confirms a temporary shift into calendar-based response deferral. Approval-facing deliverables should leverage existing backup pathways until my response capacity is re-onboarded. Any attempt to accelerate this will only make the spreadsheet louder. Normal inbox functionality will be restored after the current absence initiative sunsets.

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