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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am unavailable while absorbing trend forecasts and weak coffee. The campaign will still exist when I return with marginally better instincts. I will circle back after my absence and at least two coffees. If the timeline is actually collapsing, please reach out to production. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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