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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am taking time to recover from burnout and rebuild whatever remains of my bandwidth. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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