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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am stepping away because my capacity has filed a formal grievance. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual crises before being escalated. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. If the timeline is actually collapsing, please reach out to production. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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