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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am on vacation and committed to disappointing my inbox. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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