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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am on holiday and busy making terrible hydration choices. If this involves a table, a room, or a complaint, start with the current supervisor. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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