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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am offline for a short period and letting that be enough information. Please resist the urge to redesign everything in my temporary absence. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. If the timeline is actually collapsing, please reach out to production. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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