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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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