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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am away from my desk handling matters that dislike specificity. Client urgency remains subject to the laws of scheduling and basic math. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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