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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am away because the previous pace was illegal in several dimensions. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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