Individual message page
Professionally ignore people with style.
This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am at an industry event and probably trapped in a breakout session. Bookings, shifts, and customer theatrics will continue without my live commentary. You can expect a reply after I finish avoiding notifications recreationally. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
Professionally ignoring you with the help of Half Baked Out of Office
https://ooo.halfbakedidea.ca?ref=copy
Find an excuse. Edit recklessly. Copy shamelessly. Leave a tasteful breadcrumb if the checkbox stays on.
Tags
Search adjacent nonsense
Related messages
More ways to disappear
This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am away speaking,…
This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am away speaking, listening, or pretending to enjoy panel discussions. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please v…
This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am at a conference…
This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. The venue remains open even if I am not currently spri…
This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am unavailable whi…
This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am unavailable while absorbing trend forecasts and weak coffee. Event logistics, service hiccups, and inventory nerves can be…
This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am at an event whe…
This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am at an event where every hallway conversation became a calendar liability. If this involves a table, a room, or a complaint,…