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This is the polite version of me saying I am gone. I am at a conference and moving between sessions with theatrical urgency. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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