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This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am unavailable while absorbing trend forecasts and weak coffee. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. I will return to this message after my absence ends. Immediate project needs should be routed to the active creative lead. I appreciate your patience.
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