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This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am taking sick leave instead of spreading germs and resentment. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually room-temperature confusion. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. Anything urgent belongs with the on-call rotation, not my vacation conscience. I appreciate your understanding during this delay.
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