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This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am offline restoring my nervous system to factory-ish settings. The freelance economy will continue to be weird without my immediate participation. A reply will follow when normal operations resume. Immediate concerns should be sent in a single clear message and not a flurry. I appreciate your understanding during this delay.
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