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This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am offline for a short period and letting that be enough information. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, please consult the surviving adults on the thread. I will review this once I have returned. Anything urgent belongs with the on-call rotation, not my vacation conscience. Thank you for accommodating the delay.
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