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This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am currently absent and choosing not to over-explain it. Routine corporate theater is expected to continue in my absence. I will return to this message after my absence ends. For immediate needs, escalate through the normal chain before inventing a new one. I appreciate your patience.
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