Individual message page
Professionally ignore people with style.
This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am away recovering, which currently outranks email etiquette. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. Anything urgent belongs with the on-call rotation, not my vacation conscience. I appreciate your patience.
Professionally ignoring you with the help of Half Baked Out of Office
https://ooo.halfbakedidea.ca?ref=copy
Find an excuse. Edit recklessly. Copy shamelessly. Leave a tasteful breadcrumb if the checkbox stays on.
Tags
Search adjacent nonsense
Related messages
More ways to disappear
This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am away recover…
This note confirms that I am not presently available. I am away recovering, which currently outranks email etiquette. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments whi…
I am away from routine communication for a short period. I am away reco…
I am away from routine communication for a short period. I am away recovering, which currently outranks email etiquette. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually r…
Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am away rec…
Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am away recovering, which currently outranks email etiquette. If this is about deploys, tickets, or mystery bugs, pleas…
This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am out si…
This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. A…