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This is an automated reply confirming my temporary absence. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. Pull requests, incident chatter, and roadmap anxiety can queue politely. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. Anything urgent belongs with the on-call rotation, not my vacation conscience. I appreciate your patience.
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