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This is an automated confession that I have vanished. I am taking recovery time instead of pretending a calendar block fixes everything. The backlog is still there, judging all of us equally. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. If this is urgent, notify the engineering lead or the incident channel. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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