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This is an automated confession that I have vanished. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. If the issue cannot wait, contact the on-call lead or team alias. May this autoresponder find you stronger than before.
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