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This is an automated confession that I have vanished. I am offline while my body negotiates a better arrangement. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. I plan to answer later, assuming the universe keeps me on the payroll. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Thank you for surviving this temporary collapse in accessibility.

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