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This is an automated confession that I have vanished. I am offline restoring my nervous system to factory-ish settings. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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