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This is an automated confession that I have vanished. I am currently out and operating on delayed responses for ordinary reasons. Please assume turnaround times are paused while I am off the clock on purpose. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Your cooperation with the nonsense is noted and unsettling.
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