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This is an automated confession that I have vanished. I am away speaking, listening, or pretending to enjoy panel discussions. Any request involving a discount, rush fee waiver, or vague miracle should wait. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. Urgent issues can be sent once, clearly, without decorative panic. Your patience is doing dangerous heavy lifting right now.
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