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This is an automated confession that I have vanished. I am away learning new leadership lessons from someone who cannot hold a spoon. The campaign will still exist when I return with marginally better instincts. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. If deadlines are combusting, contact the current project owner. Your cooperation with the nonsense is noted and unsettling.
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