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This is an automated confession that I have vanished. I am away for a routine absence and not monitoring email closely. If this is about concepts, copy, or impossible timelines, the work can breathe. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. If deadlines are combusting, contact the current project owner. Best of luck to everyone involved, frankly.
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