One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
This inbox now weathers a keynote maze,
While the usual follow-up can sit tight,
with the energy of a small electrical fire,
I'll reply on a saner day,
When my desk and my judgment both stay.
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
Keep the same energy
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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the ordinary workflow can…
I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with raccoon-grade leadership flair, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…
This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the usual follow-up can s…
This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the usual follow-up can sit tight, with the energy of a small electrical fire, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgmen…
I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the ordinary workflow can…
I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the ordinary workflow can wait, with raccoon-grade leadership flair, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…
I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I can. This mess…
I am out of office at the moment and will respond when I can. This message has been gently set aside.