Keep the same energy
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While the deploy chatter can pace itself,
with sandals and reckless good cheer,
I'll reply on a saner day,
When my desk and my judgment both stay.
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
Keep the same energy
If this one isn't quite it
I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…
This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bot…
I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…
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